Maybe you’re one of those folks who actually like that stupid Twilight series. If so, I pity you. Maybe it’s just a guilty pleasure. If so, I chuckle at you, but hold the pity (we’ve all been there, after all). I saw part of New Moon, once, when I was on a plane with nothing else to do and nothing else to watch. What an emotive, pathetic snooze fest…Ah-hrmph…Anyway, here’s a funny Youtube cartoon which kinda catches the spirit of the thing pretty well.